Inaugural Road Closure Map

If you are one of those poor pathetic people who have to deal with the inaugural cluster fuck, as I do, here is the road closure map (http://www.secretservice.gov/press/GPA01-09InaugMap.pdf). Let me make things simple:

DO NOT DRIVE INTO WASHINGTON, DC DURING THE INUGURAL!

Teenie Weenie Cock Humiliation

What is is about phone sex & boys who want to discuss how little their penis is?  Teenie Weenie Cock Humiliation is one of my favorites calls to do.  It’s easy to humiliate them, because it’s difficult to stop laughing.  It’s hard to stop laughing not because they DO have small cocks, but because you can [...]

Brown & Jewish

Last weekend, I was invited to spend the day with a friend in Southern Maryland. If you have ever been to St. Mary’s County, it is another world. Black people are called “code 2” & the rednecks sit around at pig roasts, talking about lynchings.
I think everyone is entitled to their own opinions. However, was [...]

“Obama was ALLOWED to run”

I had a very interesting conversation with a crew member, while we were on a gig at the Newseum. He said the only reason Obama was ALLOWED to run for president was because he was distantly related in powerful people. I was absolutely stunned. Allowed?! You have to be friggin joking. You mean he could [...]