Inside RedBox

http://www.insideredbox.com/redbox-codes/
Redbox Codes are the way to get free DVD rentals from Redbox. Redbox and their partners create these codes to get more people into their stores and use their services.
You simply need to enter the coupon code from the main screen or just before checkout at your local Redbox kiosk. When you do, you will [...]

Things Men Learn By Watching Porn!

Things Men Learn By Watching Porn!

How Facebook Ruins Friendships

Notice to my friends: I love you all dearly.
But I don’t give a hoot that you are “having a busy Monday,” your child “took 30 minutes to brush his teeth,” your dog “just ate an ant trap” or you want to “save the piglets.” And I really, really don’t care which Addams Family member you [...]

Incredibly Passionate Real Sex Scene

I LOVE porn, with my favorite being facial compulations.  However, as I was cruising the net today, for my daily deedling, I came across this very erotic clip.  I think I like it so much, because the couple really seem to be into each other.  Enjoy!
http://youporn.com/watch/357666/incredibly-passionate-real-sex-scene/

Worst pick-up line EVER…

Worst pick-up line EVER

Favorite Profile on OKCupid: “GirlsAreWhack”

This is what he has to say:
WTF is wrong with many of you?!
Expecting chemistry and a spark on a first date is stupid. You and your best friend werent best friends right away, were you??
If u want a decent guy, ur gonna have to ditch the party, wild drunk scene. You’re also gonna have to [...]

Go Girl: Don’t Take Life Sitting Down

Simply put, GoGirl is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms.

“I’m just masturbating.”

mikelewiston: Hey, how are you?
SushiDreamer: good thanks
mikelewiston: What are you up to?
SushiDreamer: just checking my emails
SushiDreamer: you?
mikelewiston: I’m just masturbating. I woke up a bit horny. You’re very pretty, how tall are you?
SushiDreamer: gee. thanks for sharing
SushiDreamer: I would prefer not to chat, since you are busy.

Why is a woman’s brain smaller than a man’s? Maybe because she’s a fox

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/guest_contributors/article701286.ece

WHY DO WOMEN have smaller brains than men? Male brains weigh around 1.25kg; female brains weigh on average 100g less.
One possible answer comes from an unexpected study of foxes. In 1959 Dmitri Belyaev, a Russian geneticist, launched a long-term experiment to tame foxes. Starting with a population of caged wild animals, he selected from each [...]

Inaugural Road Closure Map

If you are one of those poor pathetic people who have to deal with the inaugural cluster fuck, as I do, here is the road closure map (http://www.secretservice.gov/press/GPA01-09InaugMap.pdf). Let me make things simple:

DO NOT DRIVE INTO WASHINGTON, DC DURING THE INUGURAL!