Slipping Through The Cracks

I went for my third probation appointment recently.

Whores Amongst Us

The whores in my former life have been coming out of the woodwork in the past few days. Recently, I was at Giant shopping late at night, when low & behold, I turned around and there was Jayla Moore (http://www.yourebonymuse.com), leaning over the hot dogs and discussing the price with her companion.  (Super cute short [...]

“I have become stronger.”

It has been just over a year, since my arrest for profiting off an illegal business. In the past year, I have learned many wonderful things that have lead me to love myself more, along with becoming more confident. Less face it, when your mug shot is on CNN, you can either be completely accepting [...]

Tinkle Tinkle Little Star

I headed to my probation officer late last month in order to complete my quarterly pee test. Although many people would complain at such a nuisance, it doesn’t bother me in the slightest, considering I don’t use drugs & to me, it’s just another chapter in my book. As in all things in my world, [...]

Probation Lady: Take II

While on a gig recently, my probation lady called, saying I had missed my probation appointment. When I reminded her that during my first & supposedly last visit she said I did not have to visit her again, because I was on administrative probation, she replied that she was not able to get me into that program. Therefore, I had to visit her again on the following Thursday.

“That’s one of the few moments in my life I was speechless.”

As I was being moved from lock up to the Commissioner’s Office at 2am, the day of my arrest, in February, I was in handcuffs & ankle chains. As we were in the van, the guards transferring us insisted playing “What’s Your Crime?” One by one, they went through the roster of prisoners. (I insisted [...]

” I obviously stuck out like a neon green condom”

I went to my first & apparently last probation appointment today. The lobby was a cesspool of comedy. People in our society think that the vast majority of people on probation & parole are brown people. However, in Anne Arundel County, Maryland everyone is beige. I did not see anyone other [...]

“Where were the two of you six months ago, when I was arrested?”

I was on a gig today, when a concerned co-worker left a message asking that I return her call immediately. Once I was on my break, I did. She wanted to make sure I was okay, because someone saw me on the new today. I laughed! I said, “Where were the two of you six [...]

Hometown Annapolis Interview: Woman Guilty of Running Internet Prostitution Ring

http://www.hometownannapolis.com/cgi-bin/read/2008/08_28-36/TOP

Operated Web site for three escorts in Russett
By SCOTT DAUGHERTY, Staff Writer
Published August 28, 2008
A Webmaster turned Web madame pleaded guilty yesterday to running an Internet prostitution ring in Russett.
Elizabeth Harrison, the former proprietor of www.wiggleandsquirm.com, was ordered to pay a $1,000 fine and placed on three years supervised probation. If she violates her [...]

Cookies & Guns

As promised, I did take cookies to give to the people I met on my journey today. Sadly, they were not allowed into the building. I had to leave them with the security boys at the entrance. They promised to take good care of them, if they were allowed a few samples. When I returned, [...]