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Dark Odyssey Review

As usual, Dark Odyssey was a wonderful event for all who attended, particularly for me & my boyfriend. It was his first sex retreat, let alone one that was geared to BDSM. I loved how excited he got about everything & everyone. We are looking forward to attending our next sex retreat [...]

Phone Sex Bailout?

By Pervert Q. Savant
http://www.zenfetish.com/

The evening news
these the past few weeks
has surely brought
more troughs than peaks.
Spending’s down;
unemployment grows.
The country’s fortunes
Have hit new lows
And while Congress
spews purple prose,
There’s no money out there
for poor PSOs!
As I pen these words,
I see much amiss.
Our economy’s entered
a real deep abyss.
“This bailout’s a bust!”
fat Rush Limbaugh crows.
These damned banks won’t even tell [...]

Favorite Profile on OKCupid: “GirlsAreWhack”

This is what he has to say:
WTF is wrong with many of you?!
Expecting chemistry and a spark on a first date is stupid. You and your best friend werent best friends right away, were you??
If u want a decent guy, ur gonna have to ditch the party, wild drunk scene. You’re also gonna have to [...]

Go Girl: Don’t Take Life Sitting Down

Simply put, GoGirl is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms.

Are Open Marriages More Successful Than Traditional Couplings? A New Generation Tries Swinging, but Leaves the Leisure Suits in the Closet

http://abcnews.go.com/print?id=3464575
By RUSSELL GOLDMAN
To many, “open marriage” is a phrase so laden with 1970s nostalgia that the idea can’t be considered without imagining its practitioners leering at each other across shag-carpeted conversation pits, their chest hair spilling out of maroon polyester leisure suits.
While many of today’s adherents are aging swingers from the old school, a new [...]

Muskrat Love

I was on a gig earlier this week, helping out with audio. Usually when a company tests out the sound system, one person stands at back of the room & tinkers with switches to make every thing sound beautiful, as another person talks into each microphone on the stage. It was my job [...]

“You should go to Dark Odyssey as a Catholic priest!”

As I mentioned in an earlier post, my boyfriend & I will be attending Dark Odyssey this weekend. Dark Odyssey describes itself as “A journey of sexual adventure, where open minded people gather to explore Tantra, Polyamory, Intimate Communications, BDSM, Alternative Lifestyles and more. With nationally known presenters, hands on workshops, intriguing lectures and exciting [...]

“I’m just masturbating.”

mikelewiston: Hey, how are you?
SushiDreamer: good thanks
mikelewiston: What are you up to?
SushiDreamer: just checking my emails
SushiDreamer: you?
mikelewiston: I’m just masturbating. I woke up a bit horny. You’re very pretty, how tall are you?
SushiDreamer: gee. thanks for sharing
SushiDreamer: I would prefer not to chat, since you are busy.

Why is a woman’s brain smaller than a man’s? Maybe because she’s a fox

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/guest_contributors/article701286.ece

WHY DO WOMEN have smaller brains than men? Male brains weigh around 1.25kg; female brains weigh on average 100g less.
One possible answer comes from an unexpected study of foxes. In 1959 Dmitri Belyaev, a Russian geneticist, launched a long-term experiment to tame foxes. Starting with a population of caged wild animals, he selected from each [...]