“You call if Christmas. We call it Yule.”

http://www.witchvox.com/va/dt_va.html?a=usma&c=holidays&id=2079
Try though we might, it is not easy to escape the influence of Christmas in this country. It is easy to become jaded and cynical about it, wondering why it is not the magical time we all experienced as children, wondering how it ever got so commercial. For modern pagans who may still observe the [...]

THE ARTFULL BRAS PROJECT

http://www.quiltersofsc.org/artfullbras/artfullbras.htm
Members of Quilters of South Carolina have created one-of-a-kind bras for Breast Cancer Awareness. The exhibit consists of forty-nine original works of art which are unique, entertaining, humorous, and beautiful to make the public aware of breast cancer, to memorialize those lost to the disease, and to honor survivors.
This exhibit will tour SC until Oct [...]

Favorite Quote

“I’d have a hard time spanking you, knowing I might give you brain damage from spanking that smart ass of yours.”

“think fisting with a beer can”

This is a wonderfully funny conversation I had with Mr. Brett online.  He happens to have been my savior, when he picked me up from jail at 3am after my February arrest.  You have to love a boy who can put up with me & cook!
Brett: i made chicken!!
Lizzy: yipppeeee. what kind?
Lizzy: I have pasta!
Brett: [...]

IM Conversation with Comments :)

Twit:sexy
I have a difficult time understanding why someone would start having a conversation with me, using a sexual innuendo. Don’t they have anything else to offer?
Lizzy:spatula
I was being a bit of a bitch!
Twit:how are you
Lizzy:I am well. You?
Twit:looking for my future queens
If you noticed, he wrote “queens”. Is this guy poly or a playa? Jeebus, [...]

Gaming: Throw A Shoe At Bush

The latest burst of ingenuity to hit the internets is probably the most obvious, considering the flood of worldwide gratitude directed at the Iraqi reporter who threw his shoes at well-known war criminal George W. Bush – yes, you too can now throw a shoe at his stupid face in an online game called “Sock And Awe“.

Too old for Sex?

Is 50 too old for men to enjoy sex and perform as well as younger men?
While most of us look forward to the honor and privilege of turning 21, some say that some men are now eagerly anticipating “The Big 5-0. So, what’s so good about turning 50? No, it’s not that 50 is the [...]

Another Biopsy

My daddie goes in for another biopsy December 26th. It also happens to be his birthday. Hopefully, this time the doctors will get enough of a sample of whatever they need to get a sample of to find out if he needs a bone marrow transplant. My mom has requested that I join her for the festivities. As always, I will be there for both of them.

Probation Lady: Take II

While on a gig recently, my probation lady called, saying I had missed my probation appointment. When I reminded her that during my first & supposedly last visit she said I did not have to visit her again, because I was on administrative probation, she replied that she was not able to get me into that program. Therefore, I had to visit her again on the following Thursday.

Inconclusive

My father’s biopsy was inconclusive. Eventually, he will have to go back under the knife for the doctor’s to get a better sample. Although I am relieved to know he does not have to deal with a bone marrow transplant anytime soon, I am sad my parents are left hanging.