Commissioner’s Office

In Maryland, once a person is allowed to leave their holding cell, they are transferred to the Commisioner’s Office.  The Commissioner is the boy or girl who decides if you get bail, go back to jail, or go home to stay out of trouble on your own.  When I arrived at the Commissioner’s Office, he had [...]

Big String: The Coolest Email

BigString Corporation (OTCBB: BSGC) has created a revolutionary new email service that allows users to control their sent email. The Company’s BigString product is an email service for both individuals and businesses that is recallable and changeable. With a patent pending technology, BigString allows a user to easily send, recall, erase, self-destruct and modify an email after [...]

Boys & Girls vs Women & Men

I have always referred to people who are of the male sex, as boys.  I have always referred to people who are of the female sex, as girls.  Yes, it’s very unpolitically correct.  However, so am I.
Funny story:  I was working recently with an all black male crew for a lighting gig.  From time to time, I [...]

Teenie Weenie Cock Humiliation

What is is about phone sex & boys who want to discuss how little their penis is?  Teenie Weenie Cock Humiliation is one of my favorites calls to do.  It’s easy to humiliate them, because it’s difficult to stop laughing.  It’s hard to stop laughing not because they DO have small cocks, but because you can [...]

Virginia Heat

I have spent a great deal of my life in the Tidewater Area of Virginia.  Growing up as a redneck, with little extra money, I learned early on that if I was cold, I should put on more clothes & if I was hot, I should take them off & stop moving around so much.  [...]

My Daddie

As I mentioned in a previous post, the day before my arrest, my daddie was diagnosis with Hodgkin’s lymphoma.  As you can imagine, my family’s focus was rightfully on him, rather than the media coverage of one little whore in Maryland.
I am currently sitting in my parent’s livingroom in Tidewater Virginia.  I am happy to report [...]