Wanna Go?: Mystical Journeys

Have you ever heard the call?
It comes in the dark of the night, as the days grow shorter
and the leaves begin to turn [...]

My Favorite Toy

This adult toy is without a doubt the best vibrator on the market. Batteries?! You have got to be kidding. It’s not a real vibrator unless you have to plug it into a wall. This is the only toy I can become addicted to, because it’s the only thing that makes my squirt. Yes! It’s [...]

Literary Vomit

4th of July Plans

No plans for the 4th of July weekend? Go to the Bengies Drive-in Theater with the family. It is one of my favorite places in the whole world.  This weekend’s triple feature is Handcock, Horton Hears a Who, & Don’t Mess with the Zohan.  Have fun!

Bridget Jones’s Diary

I need to watch & read “Bridget Jones’s Diary” Another copy editor just made the same analogy that someone else made about my book, using it has a reference. She said my book has movie potential, if written in the same voice as “Bridget Jones’s Diary”. I wonder if I still have my Books-A-Million membership. [...]

Phone Sex

I have taken up phone sex, as an additional income source. I actually did it quite a bit, prior to the arrest. However, as a result of my income going towards my criminal defense attorney, I have taken it up full-time, during the off season for stagehands, which would be July through August & January [...]

The real mastermind!

Did I mention I had a partner in crime? You mean you did not hear about my 7 pound, long-haired Chihuahua who went down with me? Dear God, they had to use handcuffs & ankle restraints on him. The foul mouth little bad ass was cussing up a storm, calling the cops bitches!

Candy Twizzler Noose

I have had a few people ask what happened to the original whore, Aimee Sweet, whose arrest led to me. She immediately signed over her rights & answered all of the cop’s questions. So, they dropped her charges. Yes, that’s right. They dropped her charges. So much for asking for an attorney. The ironic thing [...]