“make sure she screws herself”

Mr. Barry, my attorney (http://www.bhelfandlaw.com/), is puzzled that Aimee Sweet has remained in the industry after her arrest. At this point, we do not know whether or not she is testifying against me in court. In order to make sure she screws herself, if she does, I am in the process of finding a boy [...]

“When on a motorcycle, half the people will not see you & the other half will look right through you.”

I was riding my motorcycle yesterday, when a woman looked directly at me & then tried to merge into my lane, at the exact place I was riding. Someone told me, “When on a motorcycle, half the people will not see you & the other half will look right through you.” She obviously was part [...]

Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed

Last night, I saw “Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed” (http://www.expelledthemovie.com/), with my girlfriend. You should see the movie, if you like to learn new things that may be very contrary to your own opinions. If you strictly like to go to the movies to be entertained, you may want to skip it.

Favorite Poem: PHENOMENAL WOMAN, Maya Angelou

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies
I’m not cute or built to suit a model’s [...]

Favorite Quote

Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink.
But if you must lie : Lie in the arms of the one you love . . .
If you must steal : steal away from bad company . . .
If you must cheat : cheat death . . .
And if you must drink. . .
Drink in the moments that take your breath away [...]

Honda Rebel

There are heaps of style and loads of user-friendly performance wrapped in this timeless 250-class package. Classic styling, reliable four-stroke power from its 234cc air-cooled twin, effortless, confidence-inspiring handling—that’s the Rebel, hands-down the best entry-level bike on the road, in a nutshell.

All Fired Up

Field of Screams

http://www.fieldofscreams.com/
When customers come to Field of Screams they leave feeling that they just had one of the best times of their lives. Here are just a few of the comments our customers and members of the press have said about Field of Screams:
“This ain’t lip service. Field of Screams is one of the [...]

Barry Helfand

“The Most Ass Kicking Attorney in the State of Maryland & in My Universe”

Bengies Drive-In Theater

The BENGIES was opened on June 6, 1956. Our operating schedule MUST CHANGE WITH THE SUNSET, which changes EVERY week, as does the Sunset. During DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME, the show starts at Twilight, and then the features end up where ever they fall into the categories of their individual running time. I always try to [...]